Linda Lou

LLMcCall

Music Industry Consultant  & Songwriter

"Bad Lady"

Recorded & Produced by Con Funk Shun

Writers: Linda Lou McCall, Danny A. Thomas, Felton Pilate

"Top 20 R&B Single "Billboard Magazine

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THE EQARTEL Office

My Office

My home office.  The plaques on the upper left are my and Louis' Con Funk Shun gold albums.  On the back wall is my platinum plaque for the "Bulworth" soundtrack and a Bad Boy Entertainment multi-award plaque for Puffy, Notorious B.I.G., Craig Mack, 112, and Faith Evans.  I also have a 10 million selling plaque from Hammer and my son Chicco has his own "Bulworth" plaque which he got at age 14.  By 2000, I was due awards for Mase, Black-Eyed Peas, Eve, Mya, and the debut album for Eminem, which was not an easy feat.  However, I didn't want any more of those damn things.  I had spent hundreds of dollars just moving our CFS plaques from state to state.  I have enough of those things and you can't do a damn thing with them when you get broke!  I need my name on a check, not a plaque!

Linda Lou McCall is a songwriter and music industry consultant specializing in entertainment marketing, street promotion, and creative development. She has notably worked with many artists over three decades, from veterans like The Delfonics and Con Funk Shun to contemporary superstars like MC Hammer and Eminem.  While with Con Funk Shun, she designed album covers, created album concepts, served as the production assistant on just about all of their LPs for Mercury Records, did art direction and wrote liner notes.  She went on to be the only female executive for rap megastar MC Hammer from 1990 to 1992.

In 1992, Linda Lou formed her own company, The Entertainment Qartel, Inc, (EQartel), specializing in music business administration and entertainment marketing and promotions.  She relocated from Los Angeles to Atlanta in 1994 and quickly built up a solid client base with artists like OutKast, Goodie Mob, Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, T.L.C., Jay-Z, Will Smith, Three-6 Mafia, Tupac, Mariah Carey, Faith Evans, 112, and Gerald Levert.  As a member of the first Interscope Records Street Team, her Atlanta-based Rhyme Scene Unit Street Marketing Task Force was instrumental in the success of the debut albums of Eminem, Mya, Black Eyed Peas,  and the platinum-selling "Bulworth" soundtrack.

Linda Lou was the wife of Con Funk Shun co-founder/drummer, Louis A. McCall, and the mother of their two children.  Louis was killed in a robbery in 1997.  Linda Lou spent the next decade fighting to keep Louis' case from going cold, even persuading the Governor of Georgia to reopen the case in 2003.  Her hard work finally paid off - on January 18, 2007, a Dekalb County, GA grand jury indicted a suspect on a felony murder charge.

Linda Lou scaled down her work scheduled a few years ago due to severe medical problems from systemic lupus.  She still takes on select consulting projects and volunteers as a consumer protection activist, particularly for the elderly.  She has been successful in getting scam money refunds for not only US citizens but for people in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Denmark, Canada, Taiwan and, even, Fiji.  She owns Exxtra Foxx Music Publishing (BMI) and has been a voting member of The Recording Academy for 30 years.  An avid gardener, Linda Lou's yard is abloom each year with roses, phlox, lilies, and lavender.  During her spare time, she is working on her autobiography, where she will finally talk candidly about her years with the Delfonics, Stax Records, Con Funk Shun, MC Hammer, in addition to her own personal and, sometimes, traumatic, life including what it takes to be a good "band wife",  the loss of her brother when she was 5, the stillbirth of her first child, her battle with the incurable autoimmune disease systemic lupus, Louis murder and her fight for justice, and her two children.  


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(If you are interested, you can read on what will be the meat of my work-in-progress autobiography by clicking  here.)

 

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In People magazine's "Most Beautiful People" issue (May 7, 2007), I was chosen to appear in the Dove Pro Age advertisement as one of "The 50 Most Beautiful Women Over 50".  (www.people.com/doveproage).  My kids entered my photo along with an essay.  It was a great honor for me since I have not missed an issue of the magazine since May 1977!   Thank you to Lindsay and Louis II, the best children that any mother could have.

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Je Ne Regrette Rien

What are your favorite colors? Lavender and sage
What is your favorite animal? I love dogs.  We have a 4 lb. male Japanese Chin and female a Jap Chin/Brussels Griffon mix (our beloved femaile Rottweiler/Bull Mastiff died in August 2007 of cancer at age 12, after giving us 10 years of love and devotion.
What lifelong passion could or have recently given up? Well, I've never been without some kind of boyfriend since I was 18.  Since I can't honestly state that all of my relationships have been great, In late 2005 I decided that I would give up men, thereby alleviating 92% of the stressors in my life.  I love my new life!  I get to have my whole bed to myself, I don't have to cook breakfast, no more thongs (which were age inappropriate anyway), I don't have to type for anyone except myself, and no one is trying to move in my home.  I do miss the flowers and the dinners and the diamond rings, bracelets, and necklaces, and all manner of new furniture items.  But it is just as easy for me to hustle a little bit and buy that shit myself.  Oh, I still love my men.  I may relent and allow one back into my life but I don't want one in my house!  I'm hoping to meet British actor Idris Elba and that will be my "swan song"......
If you could do anything in the world, what would it be? Sit buck-naked on an island in the South Pacific making baskets
Is there a place that you've always wanted to go but haven't gone there yet? Paris and Zermatt, Switzerland to see the Matterhorn
What traits do you most deplore in yourself? Being obsessive-compulsive
What are the traits do you most deplore in others? A lack of self-respect, no ambition, and being trifling
What is your greatest extravagance? Jerry Rice sports memorabilia like authentic, autographed jerseys (49ers AND Raiders) & a limited edition lithographed print signed by Jerry to ME!  I even have a couple of his balls!
What do you like most about your appearance? Men like my lips, but I think my feet are my best trait:    size 8AAAAA with a high arch & no corns, calluses, bunions, or "hammer toes".
What do you dislike about your appearance? It would be great if those feet were attached to the end of some "Thoroughbred" legs like Beyoncé has!
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Being an excellent mother and raising two fabulous children, in spite of the loss of their father
What are your most treasured possessions? My 1972 Lane "Hopeless" chest which I finally moved from my parents' home after 35 years and a rare filigreed gold engagement ring set with 6 amethysts given to me by my late husband as an engagement ring in 1975.  Of course when I went into labor with our first child I insisted on something that could cut GLASS.  He went right out and bought me a beautiful gold and diamond wedding set.  After his death, I had it redesigned as a pinky ring.
What is the quality you like most in a man? Sexy lips - nothing else can be relied on!
What is the quality you like most in a woman? Being "the better man"
Who are your most favorite actors? Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck, Susan Hayward, Joan Crawford, Robert Montgomery, Conrad Veight, Charlie Chaplin, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, John Gielgud, Terrence Howard, Regina King, Mos Def, Idris Elba, and Halle Berry
Who are your most favorite musicians? Earl Klugh, Eminem, Tech N9NE, Con Funk Shun, Xhibit, Hiroshima, The Whispers, Snoop Dogg, Earth Wind & Fire - in no particular order
What is your favorite television show? "THE WIRE" - The most outstanding, well-written, and superbly acted series in the history of television. Each season is more rivoting than the last. "The Sopranos" gets all the Emmys because Hollywood doesn't want to admit that life as shown in Baltimore, MD still exists in the wealthiest country in the free world - a stone's throw from the Nation's Capital.  If you prefer fantasy, check out "The Sopranos".
 
"THE WIRE" -  IT'S NOT HBO; IT'S REAL LIFE - ALREADY IN A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
What do you value most in your friends? A great sense of humor & loyalty
After death, what would you like to come back as? Either as a California redwood or some Humboldt County sensimilia.  Both loved and appreciated by true Cali environmentalists!  No, I don't use the latter - never have and too old to start now.
What man would like to spend your last night on earth with? British actor Idris Elba.  I want him "thugged out" like his role as Russell "Stringer" Bell, the crack mogul with marketing skills, from HBO's "The Wire".  Afterwards I hope I won't have enough energy left to close my own eyes!
What is your signature "scent"? "Diva by Ungaro" (since 1986)
Favorite dress shoes? Manolo Blahnik, Emanuel Ungaro, Stuart Weitzman, Christian Louboutin
Favorite casual shoes? Rockports &  Chuck Taylor sneakers
Favorite handbags & luggage? Louis Vuitton bags, preferably the Monogram canvas, and Hartmann Walnut Tweed & Leather luggage
Favorite clothing designers? Donna Karan, Roberto Cavalli
Favorite all time movies? "Night Must Fall", "The Sting", "Tombstone", "Sense & Sensibility", "Scarface, 'Cool Hand Luke"
Favorite all time television shows? "The Wire", "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Jerry Seinfeld", "Weeds", "Flight Of The Conchords", "I Love Lucy"
Favorite foods? Chocolate & fresh mango
Favorite restaurants? McKinnon's Louisianne (Atlanta), Sylvia's (NYC), Lady Esther's (Oakland), The Waterside Inn (London)
Favorite location on earth? Big Sur, California
What talent to you possess that very few of your friends know about? That I am one of the best "Hambone" performers still around - as in "Hambone, Hambone, where you been?  Round the corner and back again.  Hambone, Hambone, where's your wife?  In the kitchen cookin rice!"   The "dance and slap" is derived from the Juba Dance, an old African plantation dance from West Africa.  I learned it from a blind boy from the backwoods of Virginia when I was about 11 and developed a very good style using both hands, thighs, and chest - until I developed DD breasts which put more "bass" in my chest slap" and was extremely painful.  I'm still good, though!
What is your greatest fear? Being found partially decomposed
What is your idea of sheer bliss? Multiple orgasms and mango sorbet, not necessarily in that order nor at the same time!
Who is the most  surprisingly gracious celebrity you've ever met? Harry Belafonte -  Gorgeous, dignified, polite, with absolutely no ego issues.   And Jay Leno - Polite, caring, down-to-earth, with absolute no ego issues.  Both are true living legends
What person in your life surprisingly turned out to  to be the most disappointing? Michael Vernon Cooper - "A legend in his own mind" -  for reasons that he knows about.........
What is your favorite "position"? Standing in a bank cashing a fat check made payable to ME!
What is your motto? "A woman should never be broke or hungry.  She's sitting on her paycheck."
What do you want on your tombstone? "It's Okay, I'm With The Band" - right next to Louis'  with "On The Road Again"

My Discography

"I Think I Found The Answer"

"Honey Wild"

"Welcome Back To Love"

"Hide & Freak"

"Love's Memories"

"California 1"

"Bad Lady"

"Promise You Love"

"T.H.E. Freak"

"All About You" (contains sample of "Promise You Love, recorded by Ideal - 2000)

"How You Like Me Now" (contains sample of "Honey Wild",  recorded by Lil Wayne - 2007)


Co-published by Exxtra Foxx Music (BMI)





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