About Me

LLMcCall

Music Industry Consultant  & Songwriter

"Bad Lady"

Recorded & Produced by Con Funk Shun

Writers: Linda Lou McCall, Danny A. Thomas, Felton Pilate

Top 20 R&B Single Billboard Magazine

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My Office

My home office.  The plaques on the upper left are my and Louis' Con Funk Shun gold albums.  On the back wall is my platinum plaque for the "Bulworth" soundtrack and a Bad Boy Entertainment multi-award plaque for Puffy, Notorious B.I.G., Craig Mack, 112, and Faith Evans.  I also have a 10 million selling plaque from Hammer and my son Chicco has his own "Bulworth" plaque which he got at age 14.  By 2000, I was due awards for Mase, Black-Eyed Peas, Eve, Mya, and the debut album for Eminem, which was not an easy feat.  However, I didn't want any more of those damn things.  I had spent hundreds of dollars just moving our CFS plaques from state to state.  I have enough of those things and you can't do a damn thing with them when you get broke!  I need my name on a check, not a plaque!

Linda Lou McCall is a songwriter and music industry consultant specializing in entertainment marketing, street promotion, and creative development. She has notably worked with many artists over three decades, from veterans like The Delfonics and  Con Funk Shun to contemporary superstars like MC Hammer and Eminem.  While with Con Funk Shun, she designed album covers, created album concepts, served as the production assistant on just about all of their LPs for Mercury Records, did art direction and wrote liner notes.  She went on to be the only female executive for rap megastar MC Hammer from 1990 to 1992.


In 1992, Linda Lou formed her own company, The Entertainment Qartel, Inc, (EQartel), specializing in music business administration and entertainment marketing and promotions.  She relocated from Los Angeles to Atlanta in 1994 and quickly built up a solid client base with artists like OutKast, Goodie Mob, Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, T.L.C., Jay-Z, Will Smith, Three-6 Mafia, Tupac, Mariah Carey, Faith Evans, 112, and Gerald Levert.  As a member of the first Interscope Records Street Team, her Atlanta-based Rhyme Scene Unit Street Marketing Task Force was instrumental in the success of the debut albums of Eminem, Mya, Black Eyed Peas,  and the platinum-selling "Bulworth" soundtrack.


Linda Lou was the wife of Con Funk Shun co-founder/drummer, Louis A. McCall, and the mother of their two children.  Louis was killed in a home invasion robbery in 1997.  Linda Lou spent the next decade fighting to keep Louis' case from going cold, even persuading the Governor of Georgia to reopen the case in 2003.  Her hard work finally paid off - on January 18, 2007, a Dekalb County, GA grand jury indicted a suspect on a felony murder charge.  The case went to trial on July 21, 2008.  However, due to problems with the state's presentation of the case, the judge declared a mistrial just hours after the jury began deliberation.  Linda Lou asked that the defendant not be retried until the prosecution could build a more solid case.


Linda Lou scaled down her work scheduled a few years ago due to severe medical problems from systemic lupus.  She still takes on select consulting projects through her new company harperMcCALL Omnimedia Group and heads up Exxtra Foxx Music, LLC, the music publishing company that she's owned since 1981.  In her spare time, Linda Lou volunteers as a consumer protection activist, particularly for the elderly.  She has been successful in getting scam money refunds for not only US citizens but for people in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Denmark, Canada, Taiwan and, even, Fiji.   In additions, she been a voting member of The Recording Academy ("The Grammy Awards") for 30 years.   The songs that she wrote for Con Funk Shun continue to be in demand.  In fact, one of them was used by rapper Lil Wayne on his top-selling album, "Tha Carter III", released on June 8, 2008.  


An avid gardener, Linda Lou's yard is abloom each year with roses, phlox, lilies, and lavender.  Always a "gypsy", she is now preparing to move to Phoenix some time next year.


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In People magazine's "Most Beautiful People" issue (May 7, 2007), I was chosen to appear in the Dove Pro Age advertisement as one of "The 50 Most Beautiful Women Over 50".  (www.people.com/doveproage).  My kids entered my photo along with an essay.  It was a great honor for me since I have not missed an issue of the magazine since May 1977!   Thank you to Lindsay and Louis II, the best children that any mother could have.

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What are your favorite colors? Lavender and sage
What is your favorite animal? I love dogs.  We have  5 lb. male pedigreed Japanese Chin and female Jap Chin/Brussels Griffon mix (our beloved femaile Rottweiler/Bull Mastiff died in August 2007 of cancer at age 12, after giving us 10 years of love and devotion.
What or whom do you miss the most these days? My husband and business partner of over 20 year, Louis A. McCall.  We'd been divorced for 10 months when he died but were working on our differences and planned to remarry with the big ceremony that we missed by getting married at city hall.  And my fantastic mother who is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.  She is still alive, for which we are thankful, but the disease makes it so she's not the same person that she was as recently as two years ago.  It's a horrible insidious disease which robs one of their personality, memory, and overall physical health.  But I'd rather have her here with us than not at all.  My siblings care for her, age 84, and my 91 year-old father in the home that they've owned for 50 years.  They will celebrate 61 years of marriage on June 13, 2010.
If you could do anything in the world, what would it be? Sit buck-naked on an island in the South Pacific making baskets
Is there a place that you've always wanted to go but haven't gone there yet? Paris and Zermatt, Switzerland to see the Matterhorn
What traits do you most deplore in yourself? Being obsessive-compulsive
What are the traits do you most deplore in others? A lack of self-respect, no ambition, and being trifling
What is your greatest extravagance? Jerry Rice sports memorabilia like authentic, autographed jerseys (49ers AND Raiders) & a limited edition lithographed print signed by Jerry to ME!  I even have a couple of his balls!
What do you like most about your appearance? Men like my lips, but I think my feet are my best trait:    8.5 AAAA with a high arch & no corns, calluses, bunions, or "hammer toes".
What do you most dislike about your appearance? It would be great if those feet were attached to the end of some "Thoroughbred" legs like Beyoncé has!
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Being an excellent mother and raising two fabulous children, in spite of the loss of their father
What are your most treasured possessions? My 1972 Lane "Hopeless" chest which I finally moved from my parents' home after 35 years and a rare filigreed gold engagement ring set with 6 amethysts given to me by my late husband as an engagement ring in 1975.  Of course when I went into labor with our first child I insisted on something that could cut GLASS.  He went right out and bought me a beautiful gold and diamond wedding set.  After his death, I had it redesigned as a pinky ring.
What is the quality you like most in a man? Sexy lips - nothing else can be relied on!
What is the quality you like most in a woman? Being "the better man"
Who are your  favorite actors? Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck, Paul Newman, Susan Hayward, Joan Crawford, Robert Montgomery, Conrad Veight, Charlie Chaplin, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, Dame Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, Sir John Gielgud, Terrence Howard, Regina King, Mary Louise Parker, Mos Def, Idris Elba, Bilie Piper, Halle Berry, Bernic Mac, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Denzel Washington (when he's playing a thug like in "Training Day", "American Gangster", and "Malcolm X" when he was still Malcolm Little!)
Who are your  favorite music artists? Earl Klugh, Eminem, Tech N9NE, Con Funk Shun, Edith Piaf,, Xhibit, Hiroshima, The Whispers, Earth Wind & Fire, 50 Cent, Isaac hayes, - in no particular order
Who are your most favorite writers? Oscar Wilde, Ann Rule, J. Randy Taraborrelli, Gregg Olsen, Philippa Gregory
What do you value most in your friends? A great sense of humor & loyalty
After death, what would you like to come back as? Either as a California redwood or some Humboldt County sensimilia.  Both loved and appreciated by true Cali environmentalists!  No, I don't use the latter - never have and too old to start now.
What man would like to spend your last night on earth with? British actor Idris Elba.  I want him "thugged out" like his role as Russell "Stringer" Bell from HBO's "The Wire".  Afterwards I hope I won't even have enough energy left to close my own eyes!
What is your signature "scent"? "Diva by Ungaro" (since 1986)
Favorite dress shoes? Manolo Blahnik, Emanuel Ungaro
Favorite casual shoes? Chuck Taylor sneakers - 4Life!
Favorite handbags & luggage? Louis Vuitton bags, preferably the Monogram canvas, and Hartmann Walnut tweed & leather luggage.  I own a ton of each!
Favorite clothing designers? Donna Karan, Roberto Cavalli
Favorite all time movies? "Night Must Fall", "The Sting", "Tombstone", "Sense & Sensibility", "Scarface", "American Gangster"
Favorite all time television shows? "The Wire", "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Jerry Seinfeld", "Weeds", "Flight Of The Conchords"
Favorite foods? Chocolate & fresh mango
Favorite restaurants? McKinnon's Louisianne (Atlanta), Sylvia's (NYC), Lady Esther's (Oakland), The Waterside Inn (London)
Favorite location on earth? Big Sur, California
What talent to you possess that very few of your friends know about? That I am one of the best "Hambone" performers still around - as in "Hambone, Hambone, where you been?  Round the corner and back again.  Hambone, Hambone, where's your wife?  In the kitchen cookin rice!"   The "dance and slap" is derived from the Juba Dance, an old African plantation dance from West Africa.  I learned it from a blind boy from the backwoods of Virginia when I was about 11 and developed a very good style using both hands, thighs, and chest - until I developed DD breasts which put more "bass" in my chest slap" and was extremely painful.  I'm still good, though!
What is your greatest fear? Until recently it was being found partially decomposed.  Now it's Alzheimer's disease.
What is your idea of sheer bliss? Multiple orgasms and mango sorbet, not necessarily in that order nor at the same time!
Who is the most surprisingly gracious person you've ever met? The legendary Harry Belafonte.  Gorgeous, dignified, polite, with absolutely no ego issues
After seeing 40 years in the music business, what is the best performance you've ever seen? Louis and I were fortunate enough to see the late, great Sammy Davis, Jr. perform at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, CA in the early 80s.  Sarah Vaughan was also on the bill that night.  Now I'd seen a lot of shows with special effects like Earth Wind & Fire with their David Copperfield-esque disappearing man act and George Clinton's "Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop Aqua Boogie" underwater stage set.  But Mr. Davis had nothing onstage with him except a stool, wine glass of water, his ever-present cigarette, and a handful of sand for one of his "soft shoe" dance routines.  In his closing number, "Mr. Bojangles", he added a derby hat.  He brought the house down, with the audience on their feet applauding, with tears streaming down their faces.  There are those who still claim that Davis "sold out to The Man" by hanging out with white performers like Frank Sinatra and "The Rat Pack".  But he did what he had to do to survive in a business which was fraught with overt racism.  Entertainers like Dorothy Dandridge, Lena Horne, The Nicholas Brothers and Sammy Davis, Jr. suffered disrespect and put their lives on the line so that African-Americans today can make millions of dollars for being a lot less talented.  They were "Triple Threat" artists, meaning that they had to be able to sing (on key, MJB!), dance, and act for the "privilege" of performing at venues and then spend the night at private homes in the "colored" section of the city while their white colleagues could stay at the same hotels which they all had just appeared that night.  Instead of killing another artist because he stepped on someone's sneakers, today's young artists should read Mr. Davis' autobiography "Yes I Can" and see the sacrifices made by others who were 1,000 times more talented but paid 1% of the money that these kids are getting.
What is your favorite "position"? Standing in a bank cashing a fat check made payable to ME!
What is your motto? "A woman should never be broke or hungry.  She's sitting on her paycheck."
What do you want on your tombstone? "It's Okay - I'm With The Band"

Discography

"I Think I Found The Answer"

"Honey Wild"

"Welcome Back To Love"

"Hide & Freak"

"Love's Memories"

"California 1"

"Bad Lady"

"Promise You Love"

"T.H.E. Freak"

"All Up To You"

"Kush"


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